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洋人解三字经
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人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically, the sexual behaviours of human beings are all similar.
習相遠：But there are tons of diffirent habits do it.
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time long
性乃遷：Sex will leave you.
教之道：The way of learning it
贵以專：is very important to do it with fixed partner(s)
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sexual influence upon her son
子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your potential ability will become weaker and weaker.
竇燕山：Dou Yanshan, the famous man,
有義方：who owned a recipe of a kind of effective exciting medicine.
教五子：He passed down both his skill and recipe to all his five sons,
名俱揚：and their sexual ability became all well-known.
養不教：Therefore, if your children don't know how to do it,
父之過：It is all your fault.
教不嚴：If they don't master the core skills and concepts of it,
師之惰：that is because their teacher(you) is too lazy to show them the details.
子不學：You may refuse to study this
非所宜：but that is a real mistake
幼不學：If you don't learn it when you are still young,
老何為：What can you do when you are aged?

我到背过三字经，但是现在也差不多忘光了。今天看到你的POST，有创意。